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Ode to My Ass: My Mother’s Ass, A Contest

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 4, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff,Fat Girl

Ode to My Ass Part 2 in a series of Odes to my body parts. Check out the first in the series, Ode to My Toes. Or don’t. Whatever. Kiss my ass. Speaking of asses, mine is one of particular girth. Badunkadunk, if I may. Junk in my trunk. Milkshake that brings all the boys [...]

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PhotoHunt: Thankful – Ode to My Toes

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on February 27, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff,Meme,Pictures

PhotoHunt: Thankful Oh, dear toes, How I love, thee, toes. You should be donned in bows, Yet I treat you like you’s hoes. You’ve been with me for years, Have heard some of my tears. I have hidden you in fears, That someone will see stop and jeers. My toes, you are in need of [...]

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