Last Sunday, the Lynchipoos were offered the opportunity to go to Medieval Times in Kissimmee. (If you don’t know Kissimmee, it’s the axis of all things tourist-related, with signs and tag-lines of “Minutes From Disney World!”) (If you don’t know Medieval Times, think indoor arena-style, Middle Ages-themed, chain-mail wearing “knights” on horses jousting while we tourists eat 1/2 a [...]
This happened on my way to the airport while driving on the expressway to pick up Mandi: Then this happened, and I learned where my spare tire lives: And while that happened, they waited patiently: Because this happened: And then on my overly-careful drive home on my spare donut tire, I waited a split-second too [...]
I love my job. “What’s your job, Pangie?” you ask. “I play on the internets!” is the easiest way to tell people what I do for my almost career. “How do you make money playing on the internets?” you ask. “I swim with dolphins.” I consider it a HUMONGOUS perk of my job here on [...]
Everyone and their brother has a bucket “list of shit they want to do before they die” list. I’ve never made one, and I’m not starting one now. you’re welcome Why should I? It’s not like I’m ever going to accomplish all of the actions on the list, and if I don’t complete them all [...]
*hyperventilating*rocking*fetalposition*drooling*ohcrapmydadwillseethis* I’m all sorts of awesome honored. For some reason unbeknownst to me, this blog is FEATURED on the front fahking page of the OrlandoSentinel.com. What the frickin frack? Seriously. Little do they know (or maybe they do) that this here blog is about a whole lot of nothing. Hopefully they caught that by the [...]