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WINNER WINNER! It’s totally random, but lucky for my pal, LORI, she’s going to Aquatica! I’m pretty lucky to live in Orlando; I get that. Also, NEENER. Though my version of “lucky” doesn’t include days of 98º heat and 75% humidity, but this summer, we’re better off than most of the rest of the USofA. [...]
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That’s the only appropriate response to seeing this photo of the bizarre spider we found in our Florida yard today. *update below* @alotofnothing CHRIST ON A BIKE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! — Miss Banshee (@missbanshee) June 30, 2012 *TRIGGER ALERT* Thanks to @gikkt on Twitter for doing the research for me, because there’s no way [...]
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I may be a Florida Native living in Orlando with annual passes to Disney World, but you won’t catch me willingly setting foot anywhere near those theme parks during the summer. Do you like the smell of a sweaty tourist on a corn dog and jumbo Coke bender? I sure as crap don’t. After tweeting [...]
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Last Sunday, the Lynchipoos were offered the opportunity to go to Medieval Times in Kissimmee. (If you don’t know Kissimmee, it’s the axis of all things tourist-related, with signs and tag-lines of “Minutes From Disney World!”) (If you don’t know Medieval Times, think indoor arena-style, Middle Ages-themed, chain-mail wearing “knights” on horses jousting while we tourists eat 1/2 a [...]
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This happened on my way to the airport while driving on the expressway to pick up Mandi: Then this happened, and I learned where my spare tire lives: And while that happened, they waited patiently: Because this happened: And then on my overly-careful drive home on my spare donut tire, I waited a split-second too [...]
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