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We’ve already established that I’m a giver. When trollers and skeeves send rude, poorly-written emails, I do them the favor of correcting their grammar. It’s a service I’m proud to provide. When my friends need something, I’m there for them. One of the best people I’ve ever known (and will continue to know, especially after [...]
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I really should be more embarrassed of my grooming habits than to post a picture of my unshorn eyebrows on the internet. Considering my shame has withered away to about 10%, I’m not shocked at myself for posting this photo of my badly-in-need-of-a-wax eyebrow. Just imagine the other one is a mirror image. I’m pretty [...]
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I’ve decided to reverse my stance on being Judgy McJudgypants about people and kids who have sunburns. Living in Florida for my whole life, we see our share of Lobster People. Lobster People are those Northern/Midwestern/British folk who come to sunny Florida, think they can get away with no sunscreen for the first day to [...]
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Claire was born a diva. Apparently, this is what a Born Diva looks like at 5 years old. Please send me strength and brownies. And maybe some margaritas. Jeebus…
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You know you have a messy house when you share a picture of it being clean in the hopes that people will congratulate you for its cleanliness rather than just keeping said house clean for longer than the approximate 2.8 hours it will actually stay clean.
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