It’s my birthday, bitches! Constitution Day to you history-learned peoples. In celebration of that more-than-awesome day 33 years ago in which I was extracted from my mother’s womb by way of a knife in her gut, I give to you a 5th grade picture I’ve used before in my posts, but really, it deserves to [...]
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How now, Black Cow? I’m totally milking this sick-from-pneumonia deal. I’m totally well now, but I’m still catching up on TV football work, so you get my pictures of a cow from Gatorland. Cow at Gatorland? Yes. Much like 90% of the attractions at Gatorland, don’t ask.
who puts up cheesy family pictures. But dammit, for all we’ve been through this past year, we are damn happy now. SUCKIT HARD. More cheesy wordless posts.
I think one more woulda fit.
My baby turns 5 today. She starts Kindergarten in August. She makes me proud to be her mother. Happy Birthday, Anna! Daddy has fireworks planned for you tonight. </sappy mama talk> <nerdy snarkasm> oh my god my baby is turning 5 and will be in kindergarten in less than three months and will actually be [...]