I’m the greatest mom my girls have ever and will ever know. I took my girls to LEGOLAND Florida yesterday. No, it’s not open yet and doesn’t open until October 15th. I’m a big deal. I get to go to things early. Or maybe it’s because this past weekend was Family Day at LEGOLAND and [...]
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Today is Anna’s birthday. On July 4th, 2004, she made us look like teen parents. She’s amazing and beautiful. She totally kicks your kid’s ass in cuteness.
When I become famous, I can guarantee on the life of my anally-leaking dog’s butt, you will never find these photos accidentally hacked to my Twitter account: Flashing my Britney. A Janet Jackson nip “slip.” My not-so-tiny Tino. My teeny Favre weeny. A boxer brief Weiner bulge. Barely-legal in the (Vanessa) Buff-dgens. Snorting Kate Moss coke. [...]
Since I’m all about exposing myself lately, I figured I’d go one step further and show you the real me. I’m compelled to do this partly out of the incredibly loving, amazingly awesome response I and the other Curvy Girls have received in response to our Swimsuit Confidence post that went live earlier this week. [...]
