Oreo I love you so. As you turn 100, I turn 35-1/2. Coincidence? I think not. The kids and the milk, They love you. The way your chocolatey Crumbles Make their way into my Teeth, Remind me That I need to Brush. I love you, Oreo.
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Remember that time we went to Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, and The Wizarding World of Harry Potter? This was that:
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I have this friend who loves Jacob Black slash Taylor Lautner with the power of 1000 suns. She’s a teacher, a lover of the NY Rangers and NY Yankees, and a cat lover. It’s not the Jacob blanket or Jacob hoodie or Jacob real-sized cutout she has in her closet that gives her away as [...]
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The last thing I want to do today is sound like a whiney, entitled, middle-class American with First World problems. That said, please pardon my entitled, middle-class American, First World problem whinings today. This kid is costing us a crapton of money. It’s a good thing she stayed this cute, because HOT DAMN she’s expensive. [...]
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I don’t believe in Bucket Lists or Life Lists or 100 Things I Need To Do Before I Die just for the sheer fact that when I show up at St. Peter’s gates, I don’t want to have not succeeded at anything. If I don’t make plans, they won’t get broken. I’m an optimist like [...]
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