I have a brother I’ve never met in person.

I’ve talked to him endlessly for the past umpteen months online. He’s made me happy, brought me solace, made me feel better, frustrated me to no end, and I have hoped for nothing more than happiness for him.

And now, he’s he happiest I’ve ever seen heard read him.

Martin knocked up his wife.

Spencer made it!

Apparently he had dirty man goo, so after a wash by the doc, and a squirt up the hoo-ha, ET’s egg(s) finally gave in and accepted Spencer the Sperm (and his buddy?).

I’ve never wanted to hug you, but now, I could totally.

**HUGS**

Now, go kiss ET’s belly and **shivvvver** off that sister hug.