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I’m not one for bathing. That doesn’t sound right. I don’t normally bathe. Let me clarify. The opposite of the cleaning-of-the-body-with-the-falling-water kind of bathing. The kind in a bathtub with warm water that covers all my chubby body parts. I haven’t taken a real bath in probably 22 years or more. My bathroom has a [...]
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Most of my blog posts are written as I shower which explains a lot about the overwhelming self-deprecating overtones of my posts. It’s also the reason most of my posts are disjointed and make little sense. My ratio of “Awesomeness thought in the shower” TO “Awesomeness actually typed” is pretty high. It also explains why [...]
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How long can I go without washing my hair before I can consider myself still clean without bragging that I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve washed my hair? I’m thinking it has to do with when I start to constantly scratch my head while I think, “Damn, I really need to wash [...]
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