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I figured this would be a good reason to step back into the world of this Nothing blog. If you haven’t been paying attention to my online life closely enough like a good stalker would, I’ve been more than busy growing my smut-loving empire. But when I got this epically awesome handmade birthday card yesterday […]
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I’ve long believed I lack gift-giving skills. Except for those few times when I’ve won Christmas with a once-in-a-lifetime epic gift idea, I just suck at it. Either I completely forget to send birthday cards, or I buy a birthday present for my 2-year-old niece that then sits on my living room floor for what is […]
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The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick […]
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Strong women are hard to come by in the movies these days. I’m taking the Princess in a cage match fight. When the love of life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world’s most powerful dark wizard. When the love of life left her, she curled up in the […]
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If you haven’t had the chance to read the post titled “My Son is Gay” by @nerdyapple, please do yourself a favor and read it then come back. (please come back? my self-worth depends on your return to read my post. i’m needy like that.) If you don’t go read it or haven’t yet, it’s […]
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