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You should care about my plans

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:38:03 +0000

Wondering what I’m doing this week?

Yes? Read my latest post on Aiming Low.

No? suckit hard. cause you should totally care. if you’re here and you don’t care, why are you here? really. well, why ARE you here? you should have clicked over 20 seconds ago. go. shoo fly. read.

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Wordlessish Wednesday: Now I’m one of THOSE bloggers

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:17:51 +0000

who puts up cheesy family pictures.

But dammit, for all we’ve been through this past year, we are damn happy now.

SUCKIT HARD.

At the Tampa Bay Rays Baseball Game - 8.2.9

Wrinkly, greasy, saggy and I totally want one

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:48:54 +0000

Member way back last Wednesday when I posted that picture of something and made you my puppets guess what it was?

This one:

If you don’t remember, suckit.

If you do, thanks for coming back and waiting patiently to find out what it was. Your mama raised you right.

That picture is of one of my Aunt & new Uncle’s hairless cats:

Yup. Kinda creepy.

Strangely greasy.

I totally want one.

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Lady Love at BlogHer ’09

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Thu, 28 May 2009 03:41:58 +0000

This July, I’ll start off the month with my baby’s 5-year-old birthday.

5. Years. Old.
Damn.

I will end July with BlogHer ’09.

HELL-TO-THE-YEAH
(Don’t hate if you’re not going – I was uber-jealous last year. suckit)

I’ll be rubbin up on some serious ladies and some desperate mens.
And I’ll be wearing this not-so-glamorous, hot-ass shirt:

Buy yours now from Cafe Press. $2 from every item sold will go directly to the March of Dimes.
Major props to Miss Grace for the idea and making me actually go through w/ doing this.

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A Tiger in Florida

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:04:15 +0000

Taken at Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World 3.29.9

Do you see that sunshine, cause I did.

suckit northerners

In other words, look how many ways I can stick it to you jokers who think it’s fun to live in snow.

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A blog about nothing

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:20:16 +0000

*hyperventilating*rocking*fetalposition*drooling*ohcrapmydadwillseethis*

I’m all sorts of awesome honored. For some reason unbeknownst to me, this blog is FEATURED on the front fahking page of the OrlandoSentinel.com.

What the frickin frack? Seriously.

Little do they know (or maybe they do) that this here blog is about a whole lot of nothing. Hopefully they caught that by the title and they believed it. Cause it’s 1001% true.

This blog is the Seinfeld of the Blog World: a blog about nothing.

I post pictures of my more-adorable-than-yours kids and some of my attempts at artsy fartsy photography.

I discuss the challenges of being a chubby girl with the acne-face of a 13-year-old boy.

I tease and love-on my husband and fellow blogger, Mr Sir, at HockeyMan Dad.

I sometimes point out the Floridiots somehow surviving around us here in the Sunshine State.

I try to make a few pennies by writing for pay. See: SeaWorld Dolphin Bubbles Video post

I regularly tease my blog friends who live up in freezing-cold north telling them about the awesometastic weather in Orlando. I get to tell them to suckit 6 months a year (Oct-Mar) while they get to tell me to suckit the other 6 months. I hate July & August in Orlando. It’s like living on the surface of the sun paved with asphalt.

I shamelessly self-promote my online store; the best entrepreneurs do that. Visit Good for the Kids now and enjoy 20% off using code orlandosentinel now through March 31st. You’re welcome.

Most of the time, I’m lazy and share pretty much nothing but farts and other stuff.

Comment below. Add me to your feed reader. Bookmark this as a favorite. Follow me on Twitter @alotofnothing. Tell your friends you’ve just found the bestest thing on the internets.

Make me feel good. Mama needs some interwebbery lovins.

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Highers Up in Interweb Land

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 04:13:15 +0000

The higher-ups in this here Interweb Land write that in order to make money online in social media, you have to post daily.

Here’s my post daily.

suckit

Send me my check.

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If I could speak, this is what I’d say

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:34:33 +0000

In other words, just some crap & nonsense.

I’m awesome. On the internet. In real life, notsomuch. I’m a suckass hosewife housewife, poor $aver, and am all around tired. On this here internet, I’m the girl you’ve seen around, but are too afraid to talk to. Unless you’re awesome and comment, chat, or Twitter with me. Otherwise, you’re the suck say hi. I love yous all.

I enjoy strikethroughs.

I hate long posts. I’m sure there are lots of amazing posts out there that I could be learning some incredible life lessons from or making my belly shake from giggling, but people, if your post is more than 200 words, I have a hard time focusing. The shiney is way stronger to my eyes than your post. Sorrys.

I like rubbin up on. There are no less than 100 ladies and 1 or 2 mens I will be rubbin up on in July in Chicago. If you’re not going, you’re gonna get really friggin tired of hearing about BlogHer around the internets. suckit

I have a big belly.

I don’t measure my number of comments or Twitter followers or feed readers as a standard of my self worth. Just my measure of awesomeness, and I have a high mountain to climb. But if I reach the mountain top, I don’t think I could handle the criticism, so I’m happy with my level of awesomeness as it stands.

I started drinking soda again, but not Mountain Dew. I consider that my greatest accomplishment of 2009.

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Wordless 3.18.9

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:31:32 +0000

Semi-Wordless
We’re incredibly lucky enough to be able to watch the shuttle and rocket launches from our front porch.

SUCKIT northerners

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