Running is stupid. This is not a “Lookit me! I’m exercising! I’m super happy! I’m gonna be super skinny in 2.4 weeks! ZOH MAH GAH I’m so encouraged to change my life!” post. Nope. Running is stupid. Exercising is stupid. But I did it for serious this morning. Not 1/2-assed. Like, for serious, serious sweating. [...]
Yet another entry into the failures of American choices, “This? Is not OK.” I’ve discussed the Mullet in a past post, but it was centered more specifically around the fancy Femullet. Today, I’m focusing on the Groomed Man Mullet. The Groomed Man Mullet is no accident. It’s planned, sculpted, and methodically trimmed, as if from [...]
You knew it was coming. It had to be done. The New Jersey Shore Guido & Guidette Edition of “This? Is not OK” inspired by the new Emmy-contender, “Jersey Shore” on MTV. Blow-out gelled hair check Fake tan check Spray tan on top of fake tan check Lip gloss on boy lips check Red Bull [...]
I’ve been around these here internets since the early days. Way back. Back in American Online 2.0 days. NINETEEN NINETY-FOUR I remember when my mom bought our first internet-capable computer. We were high-teching it with 14.4 kbit/s. FAST. Super-fast slow. I still hear the whining, bliping, and screeching in my dreams nightmares. It was super-cool [...]