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The beach, it calls my name. I grew up 5 miles away the way the mythical crow flies from the best beach in the US, yet as a teen I was too self-conscious about my body to go to the beach. Plus, my mom was always, “You’ll get sand in your crack!” and “You don’t [...]
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Yes. Yes it’s true. The cruise is real. You, me, that whore Aunt Becky. March 2011. Mr Linky yourself here when you’ve paid your deposit. What do you mean you haven’t called to book your trip yet? DO IT NOW. Aren’t you? Yes?
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I’m back from my 3-day cruise with my lady-family + the now-adopted-daughter, Your Aunt Becky. I have no idea how, after spending 3 days doing nothing more than eating, drinking, spa-ing, sunning, and sleeping, I can be so flipping tired. But I am. And you should totally be sorry for me. Or not. AND GET [...]
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