I’ve admitted before, I have lovely lady lumps and I don’t mean my boobies. I mean the cheesy lumps on my arse and my thighs. Being that I am a plumpalicious girl, I am standing up and protecting my fellow larger ladies and the rest of the world. How? By calling a moratorium on shorts [...]
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I’m a girl who likes the perks of being a girl. I like not having to take out the trash, having doors opened for me, getting flowers, and the whole making-a-baby-in-my-belly thing. I like getting dressed up with pretty jewelry, wearing makeup, and gussying up my hair all fancy-like. Like the song says, “I enjoy [...]
My bitch fuse is about this –> | <– long. Normally, under normal medicated normal circumstances, my fuse is longer but not by much. I’m normally medicated for a reason. My drug of choice for lengthening my fuse is Zoloft, aka Happy Pills. Withouth said Happy Pills, Mama’s fuse is short (see: above). Mama’s been [...]
