Every girl needs a sexy interweb blogger girlfriend like me. It’s now required, so get out and get you one.
JUST KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY KIM.
Kim came to town today and visited us at La Casa Cesordenado (Messy House). I am one lucky interweb blogger girlfriend. Not only is Kim THE HOTNESS, she brought me flowers, cannolis (funny Kim thought she’d find a bakery in Orlando – this ain’t Long Island), and my girls their own gift bags.
Yeah. I got flowers and cannolis from my HOTNESS interweb blogger girlfriend. Commence jealousy.
And bonus – she bought us lunch. Holy jackpot. BACK OFF, BITCHES. SHE’S MINE.
We went to a Dave & Buster’s-type place called Firkin Kegler and had nommy burgers then stuck around to play some arcade games. Kim almost beat Patrick at air hockey, but she let him win to save his manliness. I let her win at Nascar racing so she wouldn’t make me pony up some cash for lunch. She gave Patrick a run for his money on basketball shots, but in the end, Patrick let himself win.
My girls are natural athletes thanks to their parents, so they whooped up on some air hockey themselves.
I’m almost embarrassed to put myself up in this picture cause she is so much THE HOTNESS, but alas, our lurve is based on non-physical attributes on the interwebs, so what harm could it do.
We’ll be heading up to LI soon (we hope), and we’re definitely
letting you pay for having dinner!