The one where I show you my (granny) panties.

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on November 18, 2010

in Mama Likes,Shopping

I wear panties every day.


Men probably don’t know this, and really, why should they?, but we ladies have our favorite underwears. The ones we wear straight out of the dryer *aaahhhhh warrrrmmmm on my bits* and the ones we buy in every color.

The panties that don’t ride up our butt cracks, the ones that don’t roll down our fupa*, the ones that when they get to be of Holy status, we still wear.

Mine, are granny panties, and I’m not ashamed to say so.


You don’t like it? Don’t look:

Objects in this photo may be smaller than they appear

They qualify as the bestest underdraws for the following reasons:

they are cotton (let the bits BREATHE)
they don’t go up my crack (my ass isn’t hungry)
they don’t show out the back of my jeans (un-klassy)
they don’t show a pantie line (ain’t nothing cute about a pantie line)

I have them in white, beige, blue, and black; all the basics. Nothing fancy. Nothing sexy. Just plain undies.

Sadly, THEY ARE NOT MADE ANY MORE. DUDES. I’ve tried. I’ve searched. I’ve scoured the internets for these beauties.

My “Barely There” granny panties are discontinued from the stores. And the ones I do have are becoming more Holy every day.

This makes me very sad in the panties.

So now I’m on the hunt for some new Perfect Panties, and I need your help.

What are your favorites?
Where can I buy theme?
And is there a coupon code?

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*fupa: Fat Upper Pu$$y Area

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1 miss tejota November 18, 2010 at 4:21 pm

I love granny panties, love them.

But thanks to undercovermama on twitter, I’m addicted to Hanes Women’s No Ride Up 100% Cotton Hipsters No Ride Up! – I get them on I love, love, love them.


2 Cindy W November 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm

I’m generally a “whatever I can buy in a package of 3 or more at Target” fan. So, mostly Hanes, I guess.


3 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins November 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm

You might not like this answer, but my faves are the lacie hiphuggers from Victoria’s Secret. Love ’em for all the reasons you state (‘cept the cotton part) and cuz even if I’m wearing crappy jeans and a t-shirt and haven’t seen the Hubster in days I still feel sexy.


4 Angel Smith November 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm

I don’t have a suggestion, just sympathy. The only bra I can wear all day-Lane Bryant’s Classic Plunge-is discontinued, as far as I can tell. I have one, in black, and I wear it as much as possible. Even if I have to wear a white cami over it because I’m wearing a light colored top.


5 Chibi Jeebs November 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm

I wear Fruit of the Loom because they promise not to ride up my arse (and they don’t unless they get too big).

*I thought it was Pubic Area… LMAO


6 MommyNamedApril November 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm

mine were recently discontinued too… wonder if they were the same. boo. 🙁


7 Anonymous November 18, 2010 at 5:04 pm

Check your local Tj Maxx they get the underpants that are discounted. I can’t give underpants advice because I don’t wear any.


8 Ashley K McCool November 18, 2010 at 5:08 pm

LOL! i have 2 pairs of “granny panties” that i wear, usally only to bed, but hubby laughs every time i put them on. he thinks i look cute in my granny panties! if i’m wearing other clothes, i’ve become a huge fan of Soma’s Vanishing Edge pantaloons…they don’t move…period. they come in all different shapes and sizes, but you have to catch them on sale, because they can be a little pricey…


9 Stay At Home Babe November 18, 2010 at 5:12 pm

I like Victoria’s Secret cotton boyshorts. They’re like 3 for $15 and they last forever. I think I’ve lost more pairs to the dryer monster than I’ve worn out and thrown away. I HIGHLY recommend for all the same reasons you said you like yours.


10 Undercovermama November 18, 2010 at 5:23 pm

I normally wear the Victoria Secret bikinis. So comfy. But also? The Hanes chonies that Miss Tejota mentioned. I feel like I’m wearing tighty whiteys when I wear them. LOL. Weird, but true.


11 Mel November 18, 2010 at 5:56 pm

I personally love the Gap girl short/hip hugger types. usually you can walk in when they are having a good sale and just take a bunch of different kinds out of the bin. I have curves and a badonkadonk and these cover everything perfectly and never ride up.


12 Casey Pond November 18, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I wear fashion jocks, like these :

But then again, you probably don’t normally wear men’s MANties. 🙂


13 Nush November 18, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Hahahhaha a real Bridget Jones moment. 🙂
Am more of a hipster knickers (as underwear is called on this side of the Atlantic pond) fan myself.


14 Stephanie M November 18, 2010 at 7:30 pm

Hanes! Not granny panties all the way, but you’ll feel like they are. I picked up a pair on a whim when I needed something with more coverage for that time of the month, and then I fell in love and had to go back. I buy them at Target, but I’ve also seen them at Wal-Mart and Kohls. Particularly, I like the low-rise brief, which isn’t nearly as low-rise as you would think. They do rarely show over the waistband of my jeans in the back, particularly if I’ve worn my jeans for a few days and really stretched them out.


15 Arthur Bhutic April 1, 2013 at 9:41 am

I love during that time of the month. It’s lovely to want to cry wearing granny panties during that time of the month. Which I love during that time of the month, is that I love too see the waistband of your granny panties and you see the waistband of my boxer briefs.


16 Alexandria Campbell November 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm

My fav panties are from Target. They are all over lace boy short thong things. I love em. Comfy but sexy


17 Rev D November 18, 2010 at 10:36 pm

I rarely wear underwear for all the reasons you mentioned but it’s unavoidable when I wear a skirt. I’m not fond of cold winter wind blowing on my bits so I wear the Barely There Boy Shorts. I am usually able to find them at Kohls. They don’t roll down, they don’t show panty lines and somehow they make my less-than-firm backside seem a little firmer (ya know since I gave up lunges for lent 10 or so years ago). Good luck in your search, good underwear is like good men, hard to find.


18 Maile Denlea November 18, 2010 at 10:43 pm

I have started buying boy short undies from target (xhilaration) I like that they have some cute patterns and mostly there is no waistband to dig in and make a muffin top also no leg bands to cut in and give me more butt cheeks than I care to have


19 Dreamerrealist November 18, 2010 at 11:29 pm

Fruit of the loom low waist. Doesn’t roll down in the front, my ass doesn’t eat them, and they’re all cotton. Love. Them.


20 alisha November 19, 2010 at 9:18 pm

body by victoria @victoriassecret. they meet all your requirements. and i’m a size 22 and their xl fits me perfect, which i’ve always loved *and secretly not understood at all*.


21 GrumbleGirl November 19, 2010 at 11:00 pm

You kill me, lady – I adore you. I think every single pair of my panties are black, but that’s not a sexy-thing.. it’s a black-girl thing. As I read this post, I’m reminded that I should probably do some panty shopping soon… it’s been so long, I can barely remember when I buy any…! Ack.


22 Anonymous November 20, 2010 at 7:16 pm

Those look like boyshorts to me. Are you saying *those* boyshorts aren’t made anymore or the style referred to as boyshorts aren’t made anymore?

Most of my boyshorts come from Victoria’s Secret. They are cotton. And they’re still being sold.

And boyshorts aren’t granny panties, they’re sexy and flirty!


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