I wear panties every day.
Men probably don’t know this, and really, why should they?, but we ladies have our favorite underwears. The ones we wear straight out of the dryer *aaahhhhh warrrrmmmm on my bits* and the ones we buy in every color.
The panties that don’t ride up our butt cracks, the ones that don’t roll down our fupa*, the ones that when they get to be of Holy status, we still wear.
Mine, are granny panties, and I’m not ashamed to say so.
I WEAR GRANNY PANTIES.
You don’t like it? Don’t look:
They qualify as the bestest underdraws for the following reasons:
they are cotton (let the bits BREATHE)
they don’t go up my crack (my ass isn’t hungry)
they don’t show out the back of my jeans (un-klassy)
they don’t show a pantie line (ain’t nothing cute about a pantie line)
I have them in white, beige, blue, and black; all the basics. Nothing fancy. Nothing sexy. Just plain undies.
Sadly, THEY ARE NOT MADE ANY MORE. DUDES. I’ve tried. I’ve searched. I’ve scoured the internets for these beauties.
My “Barely There” granny panties are discontinued from the stores. And the ones I do have are becoming more Holy every day.
This makes me very sad in the panties.
So now I’m on the hunt for some new Perfect Panties, and I need your help.
What are your favorites?
Where can I buy theme?
And is there a coupon code?
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*fupa: Fat Upper Pu$$y Area