This is the face of a professional pouter.
She has been able to pop out actual tears since the moment the good doctor shimmied her out of my lady hole.
I’m pretty sure she has ADD, but at 4, I’m pretty sure they all have ADD. (I wouldn’t know because her 5-year-old sister has been able to follow 5-step instructions from the age of 2. I’m not bragging exaggerating.)
She is unpredictable.
She is hilarious. She TRIES to make us laugh, and we genuinely do.
She can throw a tantrum like Johnny Weir throws a triple-toe-loop-triple-salchow wearing fur skating to Lady Gaga.
It’s mind-boggling.
This face.
I’m used to the pout and her ploys, though I still see her beauty and cuteness.
But that doesn’t mean I’m giving her candy for breakfast or a pony for her birthday.
That’s what grandmas are for.
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OH.MY.GOD. If that’s not THE cutest face I’ve ever seen, then I don’t know what is….
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she totally is.
She is a adorable.Does the pout work on Daddy?
thank GOD no
Wow, she’s gooooood My daughter is only 22 months and she’s gonna get drafted into the big league of pouters any day. And she learned it all from her daddy, I swear!
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*ahem*
maybe mine learned from her daddy, too.
How can you deny such a face?!
easy. she’s not as good as i am.
Is that Gabey’s future wifey?
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yup yup
ready to dominate the world.
How you don’t give this child candy for breakfast or a pony for her birthday is beyond me!!
She is sooo adorable!!
easy. she’s my kid and i’m used to it.
Wow, that really IS the perfect pout.
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even better than my own.
As one of her Grandma’s, the pony is on it’s way….it is our job to spoil our Grand children, it is a job I highly recommend!
you’re welcomed to spoil her any time.
Dude, she would totally get candy from me. And I am a no-candy freak! Mine does the pout with a PUUHLEEEZE! Man…he’s good. If we put these two together, they probably could get some major bills passed in congress….
if only it was that easy.
Now I want to buy her a pony… (not really). She is a pouter beyond her years.
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tell me it gets better.
it’s ok to lie.
It absolutely gets better. By the time she’s 10, it will be all rainbows, unicorns and sunshine. Did that sound convincing?
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Woman, I said GIVE HER A PONY.
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Geez, mama, she looks like you broke her heart!
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Wow. I was going to make fun of you for using the term “lady hole,” but, wow, your daughter is STUNNING. I mean, she’s really, really beautiful.
now that i’ve seen you use “lady hole,” i believe my life’s goals are now complete.
Damn. You’re a tricky bitch.
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