The pout.

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 24, 2010

in Uncategorized

This is the face of a professional pouter.

She has been able to pop out actual tears since the moment the good doctor shimmied her out of my lady hole.

I’m pretty sure she has ADD, but at 4, I’m pretty sure they all have ADD. (I wouldn’t know because her 5-year-old sister has been able to follow 5-step instructions from the age of 2. I’m not bragging exaggerating.)

She is unpredictable.

She is hilarious. She TRIES to make us laugh, and we genuinely do.

She can throw a tantrum like Johnny Weir throws a triple-toe-loop-triple-salchow wearing fur skating to Lady Gaga.

It’s mind-boggling.

This face.

I’m used to the pout and her ploys, though I still see her beauty and cuteness.

But that doesn’t mean I’m giving her candy for breakfast or a pony for her birthday.

That’s what grandmas are for.

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1 Yankee Wife March 24, 2010 at 10:42 am

OH.MY.GOD. If that’s not THE cutest face I’ve ever seen, then I don’t know what is….
.-= Yankee Wife´s last blog ..Top 10 Things I’m Obsessed With Right Now. Right this very minute… =-.

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:27 pm

she totally is.

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3 mandi bone March 24, 2010 at 10:53 am

She is a adorable.Does the pout work on Daddy?

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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:50 pm

thank GOD no

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5 Mads Mom March 24, 2010 at 11:05 am

Wow, she’s gooooood My daughter is only 22 months and she’s gonna get drafted into the big league of pouters any day. And she learned it all from her daddy, I swear!
.-= Mads Mom´s last blog ..Mail it in Monday: an easy dinner! =-.

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6 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:51 pm

*ahem*

maybe mine learned from her daddy, too.

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7 mommaruthsays March 24, 2010 at 11:08 am

How can you deny such a face?!

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8 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:52 pm

easy. she’s not as good as i am.

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9 Miss Grace March 24, 2010 at 11:23 am

Is that Gabey’s future wifey?
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Diptych – Closed =-.

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10 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:52 pm

yup yup

ready to dominate the world.

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11 J from Ireland March 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm

How you don’t give this child candy for breakfast or a pony for her birthday is beyond me!!
She is sooo adorable!!

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12 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:53 pm

easy. she’s my kid and i’m used to it.

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13 Miss Britt March 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Wow, that really IS the perfect pout.
.-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..My last week as a turd. Hopefully. =-.

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14 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:53 pm

even better than my own.

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15 THE MOM IN LAW March 24, 2010 at 12:47 pm

As one of her Grandma’s, the pony is on it’s way….it is our job to spoil our Grand children, it is a job I highly recommend!

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16 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:54 pm

you’re welcomed to spoil her any time.

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17 Tina March 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Dude, she would totally get candy from me. And I am a no-candy freak! Mine does the pout with a PUUHLEEEZE! Man…he’s good. If we put these two together, they probably could get some major bills passed in congress….

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18 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:54 pm

if only it was that easy.

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19 Tara R. March 24, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Now I want to buy her a pony… (not really). She is a pouter beyond her years.
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..Stop to smell the flowers =-.

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20 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 5:55 pm

tell me it gets better.

it’s ok to lie.

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21 Tara R. March 25, 2010 at 6:00 pm

It absolutely gets better. By the time she’s 10, it will be all rainbows, unicorns and sunshine. Did that sound convincing?
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..Blues and summer white =-.

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22 Zoeyjane March 24, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Woman, I said GIVE HER A PONY.
.-= Zoeyjane´s last blog ..On the eyes of the beholder being stabbed out with tiny, pointy thumbs =-.

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23 Lori March 24, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Geez, mama, she looks like you broke her heart!
.-= Lori´s last blog ..Why be grossed out when you can simply be impressed? =-.

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24 Faiqa March 25, 2010 at 12:12 am

Wow. I was going to make fun of you for using the term “lady hole,” but, wow, your daughter is STUNNING. I mean, she’s really, really beautiful.

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25 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 25, 2010 at 12:23 am

now that i’ve seen you use “lady hole,” i believe my life’s goals are now complete.

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26 Faiqa March 25, 2010 at 12:27 am

Damn. You’re a tricky bitch. 😉
.-= Faiqa´s last blog ..Art, Play Doh and the Existential Dilemma =-.

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