The Twitter can solve the world’s problems when the world’s problems can be fixed with porn and things that are crunchy.

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on November 22, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff

Riding home from Disney tonight, I was thinking in my head extra introspectively. You know, with like Twitter and stuff.

I posed a very heady, high-brow, thinking question to The Twitter: “I need an obsession. Ideas?

Not surprisingly, The Twitters responded en masse.

themomsmith
@alotofnothing doesn’t Twitter count?
– yes, but I need a NEW obsession

Zoeyjane
@alotofnothing miniature crocheted dolls/animals.
- but then there’s the whole PETA issues to deal with when collecting animals

mom2nji
@alotofnothing porn?
- been there. done that. have the scars to prove it.

melisalw
@alotofnothing Things that are crunchy?
- but then all the things that are soft are jealous. i’m an equal-opportunity obsesser.

Burnt_feet
@alotofnothing Making a collection of blog posts that go in alphabetical order?
- that involves reading, so no.

mamahall
@alotofnothing the Bible.
- which one?

Tara_R
@alotofnothing jelly belly cinnamons?
- this confuses & intrigues me. send me some.

joshsuth
@alotofnothing Just make sure it’s not something that will rot your mind or muscles.
- too late for that.

Burnt_feet
@alotofnothing OR! You could have an obsession of tweet-eavesdropping on other people’s tweetversations. That would be an ace obsession.
- that’s my current obsession.

enderFP
@alotofnothing knitting appears to be popular
- sure, but i can’t tweet while knitting, so that’s out.

_breanna
@alotofnothing my new obsession is mod podge. quick, rewarding and hard to ruin!
- hi, my name is angie, and i don’t do crafts.

idoiagkikas
@alotofnothing Peeps, of course. Duh.
- i don’t want to go into a diabetic coma before thanksgiving. maybe after christmas?

jhdevenny
@alotofnothing Leave it to Lamas. awesome trainwreck!
- my DVR has reached its max of season passes. sad. i know.

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So friends, what should I take on as my new obsession. Don’t say Twilight. My Edward is the center of my current obsessions.

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Please continue to keep Anissa in your thoughts. She needs all the positive energy she can get.

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1 Melisa with one S November 22, 2009 at 10:53 pm

How about soft things with a crunchy coating? (sounds fattening though. yet I love it.)
.-= Melisa with one S´s last blog ..A (Terrible) Cleaning Product Poem =-.

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm

sounds like anything fried, so YES PLEASE.

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3 Kimmy November 22, 2009 at 10:57 pm

Harry Potter? I know it’s been around for a while, but I just finally read the series & … it’s definitely obsession worthy!
.-= Kimmy´s last blog ..What a day =-.

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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm

i ttrrrriiiiiieeeedddd but couldn’t get into it. (that’s my whining btw)

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5 Al_Pal November 23, 2009 at 12:06 am

Heh. I was pretty obsessed with the Harry Potter series for awhile. Still have friends I made through it!
.-= Al_Pal´s last blog ..My new creative outlet: Bread Puddings! =-.

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6 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:55 pm

eeehhhhhhh….

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7 MamaHall November 23, 2009 at 7:31 am

which Bible, you ask? 1) Amplified. 2) The Message. or 3) New International Version. get lost at Mardel / Lifeway in the Bibles & Devotionals section. you can’t lose with this obsession :)
.-= MamaHall´s last blog ..sweet ‘lil shoeboxes =-.

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8 Mwa November 23, 2009 at 8:31 am

Ah, but have you tried GAY porn?
.-= Mwa´s last blog ..Where did those damn fairies go? =-.

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9 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm

been there, done that.

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10 Ms. Moon November 23, 2009 at 8:39 am

I’m with Mwa. Either that or chickens. But you know me.
.-= Ms. Moon´s last blog ..When Tribes Combine =-.

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11 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm

i’m thinking chickens would be good, but the whole mess thing i’m not cool with. i’ll just stop in to see yours if that’s ok.

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12 pamela November 23, 2009 at 8:43 am

what about cheesecake? I <3 cheesecake
.-= pamela´s last blog ..Since Everyone Is Writing One.. =-.

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13 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm

that one’s going on the list!

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14 tena November 23, 2009 at 9:10 am

You lost me at jelly belly cinnamons!
.-= tena´s last blog ..Ulcer- party of 2 =-.

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15 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:57 pm

too spicy for me. mlergh.

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16 Mommakiss November 23, 2009 at 9:41 am

Plaid Pajamas.
.-= Mommakiss´s last blog ..It’s new. It makes me smile. =-.

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17 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 4:57 pm

that’s not food-related.

OUT.

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18 Molly November 23, 2009 at 10:17 am

My current obsession is Reece’s Rainbow (www.reecesrainbow.org), which is a website of adorable little babies with various special needs who need families. My mother keeps asking me what I want for Christmas and I keep telling her that I want a baby! She’s not amused. Nor is she heeding my requests to adopt. Silly lady. I offered to get HER a baby for the holidays but she sort of freaked out and was like “NO PROCREATING YET!” But seriously, these kids are adorable and I like to send their photos to her in an attempt to get her to go “awwww, ok lets adopt.” cuz really? the lady has four kids. what’s another one?

Also good obsessions? This pasta thing my friend has that cooks pasta in the microwave. which is only useful if you live in a dorm like I do and have no access to a kitchen.

Also, brownies, babies, grilled cheese, and super cool alarm clocks are all great options. Or 30 rock. I obsess over that.

Listen, you’re gonna have to alienate certain food groups and whatnot if you are going to properly obsess. As long as you feel guilty though, I think it’s acceptable.

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19 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 9:18 pm

you said the magic word: “brownies”

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20 Issa November 23, 2009 at 11:17 am

My current one is Bejeweled on Facebook. I have this need to beat my best friends score, which I never manage to do.
.-= Issa´s last blog ..Can you be a pessimist with optimistic moments? =-.

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21 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm

i’ve been thru Bejeweled, Peggle, and am now on to Fling. drives me NUTSO, but i must beat it!

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22 Miss Grace November 23, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Pretty clothes?
Tiny things that fit on your windowsill?
Bubble baths?
Earrings?
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Let’s talk about Facebook! =-.

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23 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm

pretty clothes? are you MAD woman? where would i wear them?

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24 Miss Grace November 23, 2009 at 9:21 pm

When you came to visit MEEEEE.

Why can’t you become obsessed with travel?
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..A SANTA question =-.

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25 Kami November 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm

how about obsessing over the crazy shit that other people are obsessed with. Like Ben Stiller’s wife in Dodge Ball. She was crazy for unicorns. Creepy but pretty fucking funny…
.-= Kami´s last blog ..I Love Little Pussy/ His Coat is so Warm/ And if I Don’t Hurt Him/ He’ll Do Me No Harm =-.

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26 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 24, 2009 at 10:42 am

that was kind of the point to this post. to find an obsession. GIMME ONE!

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27 Amanda November 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Farmville maybe? I got roped into it, then got my Mom involved, now she needs a Farmville addiction recovery program. but if you’re looking for a ridiculous timewaster, Farmville’s where it’s at.
.-= Amanda´s last blog ..Basketball Chronicles: Thoughts from Game 1 =-.

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28 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 24, 2009 at 10:43 am

my MiL caught that addiction. it’s part of the reason i can’t go to facebook b/c of all those friggin updates.

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29 MomBabe November 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm

You have permission to obsess over me. I won’t make you gain weight or do crafts of any kind. win-win.
.-= MomBabe´s last blog ..The One Where I Go On A Tirade =-.

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30 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 24, 2009 at 10:44 am

let’s start with your home address.

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31 Palabuzz November 24, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Ice creams!
.-= Palabuzz´s last blog ..Joana Krupa does Playboy =-.

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32 Tiffany November 25, 2009 at 10:51 am

Why limit to only cinnamon jelly bellys? I am so addicted to them right now – Have you tried the juicy pear? or the Dr.Pepper? or the Tiramisu? Just saying… lots of choices – why limit?
.-= Tiffany´s last blog ..WW – Salmon and Asparagus =-.

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33 mel November 25, 2009 at 11:37 am

chinese food or thai or something where your challenge should be to try every single thing on the menu and rate each item. you know, cuz this would more so benefit me and the things I’m scared to try when I’m too hungry to go off of my ususals. love ya, thanks

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34 Grumble Girl December 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Pot brownies. Takes Twitter to a whole ‘nother level. (Or so I’ve read…)
.-= Grumble Girl´s last blog ..In the Mood For a Par-tay =-.

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