There’s a Party in My Compy!

So yummy! So yummy!

Welcome fellow par-tay ladies from the 5 Minutes for Mom Blog Party! If you haven’t heard of the par-tay, stick around, grab some dip, and join in the fun. Well, as much fun as you can have typing away on your compy ignoring screaming kids.

I’ve been blogging here since mid-2007, and I have a review blog with Dawn from Mom2My6Pack/Because I Said So called Mamas Like. I spend most of my time working on my web store, Good for the Kids, where I offer products for babies, kids, and mamas. It keeps me way too busy, but it’s something I’ve always wanted to do and I think I’m pretty good at it. Check it out. All of my blog readers get a discount using coupon code 10offblog. Bonus!

A little about the “Me” who is typing: I enjoy TV, food, and my compy (oh, MacBook Pro, how I love thee). I’ve been married for 10 years this September – 8 years too long. I have webbed toes just bad enough to where I can’t wear toe socks, I enjoy crappy TV, I enjoy good TV, and I hate cooking. I also hate cleaning, laundry, and general housework. I am on a mission to find a housewife who will work for free. My husband thought he married one, but he was sorely mistaken. To be a good housewife, I’d have to be my mother, and that just wouldn’t be good. HockeyMan says he’d trade me in for her any day just to get her cooking and clean socks, but he was under the influence at the time I’m sure.

Oh yeah – I have 2 kiddos born 18 months apart. To me, better worse than twins because the older one teaches the younger how to plot against me. Their names are The Boss & Trouble. Just check their birth certificates. They are THE CUTEST kids on earth. DON’T even think of telling me that your kids are cuter. Cause they ain’t. And my kids are way smarter than yours.

Now to the good stuff. I have a prize available on the main 5 Minutes for Mom Blog Party, but I’m offering a prize here as well! Two prizes! What could be better?

Leave a comment here by March 14 at 11:59pm telling me how pretty I look today or how heeelarious you think I am (for serious – not required, but SO nice to hear!), sign the Mr. Linky (not required for the giveaway), and you’ll be automatically entered to win a $50 gift certificate to my online store, Good for the Kids. That’s 50 big ones to spend on your kids yourself just for leaving a comment and getting your bloggy par-tay on!

Go shop now because just for shiz and giggles, if you happen to be the big wiener winner, I’ll refund the amount of the gift certificate PLUS domestic shipping costs back to you. BONUS BONUS! You can thank me later.
The winner will be notified here, via email (no need to leave your email address in the comment, just in the form), and on Prizey.Fetch.

Thanks for stopping by! Please come back. I need the validation and attention.

The contest is now over, but feel free to leave comments. I’ll always need comment lovin’. 

  1. 151
    Veronica Garrett says:

    I enjoy your humour and you’re beautiful from the inside and out.

  2. 152
    Ruth Madewell says:

    You are gorgeous and funny! :)

  3. 153
    Veronica Garrett says:

    I love your sense of humor and you are beautiful on the inside out.

  4. 154
    krystal says:

    your kids are pretty cute!

  5. 155
    linda says:

    funny, very funny

  6. 156
    Ariana says:

    Oh, your daughters are so cute…

  7. 157
    Vicki Wurgler says:

    very cute kids – Boss & Trouble, I like that!

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    Susan Chester
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    You are funny, beautiful and a wonderful mother to beautiful, smart children!

  9. 159
    jayne says:

    Gorgeous!! I would love to enter!!

  10. 160
    Mickey Anderson says:

    Your girls are pretty. and you’re pretty funny too. please enter me in contest. thanks.

  11. 161

    Guess who won prize #32?
    Yep it’s you! Please be patient while the prize donor is contacted. They will be in touch with you soon. Congratulations!!!!!!!

  12. 162
    Donna Kozar says:

    Cute kids.

  13. 163
    Brandy says:

    Hahaha…have to have a sense of humor to be a mom ^_~ My 1st and 2nd are 11 months apart, and my 2nd and 3rd are 18 months apart. So yeah, I hear ya~ Great blog, best wishes to you & your family! :D

  14. 164
    Michelle H. says:

    Well, thanks for the contest and I also think that your daughters are really cute.

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    Marissa says:

    Your kids are gorgeous and so are you! :) How’s that! I like your style… it is indeed pretty heeelarious. I’ll keep checking back to see what else you have in store for us on your blog… that is in the form of more witty banter. :)
    Thanks!
    Marissa

  16. 166
    Suanne Giddings says:

    Your sense of humor is awesome — so refreshing! I am so glad I came here today. I’m already a weiner, so I would love to become a winner!!! Thanks for hosting a great giveaway!

  17. 167
    Donna says:

    Wow! I’ve never seen a mom so put together! You don’t look like you ever had a baby! I just love your outfit, too!

  18. 168
    Theresa Wagner says:

    It’s my first blog party and i’m having fun!

  19. 169
    sarah woods says:

    Lets Party!!!!! Best of Luck to ALL Who Enter!!!!

  20. 170
    Stacey M says:

    I love your sense of humor! Please enter me in the drawing.

  21. 171
    Susanne Troop says:

    Everyone needs a sense of humor!

  22. 172
    Lily Kwan says:

    Please enter me into the contest. Thanks!

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