November 29th, 2007

Thirteen Reasons Why Strep Throat Sucks

After a week of having a sore throat (thought it was tonsillitis), it finally got better. Until last night. The wall hit. Chills, fever, sore neck, swollen glands. So here are the 13 reasons it sucks to have strep throat:

1. It friggin hurts. Major. Hurt.

2. I can’t swallow.

3. Because I can’t swallow, I think I need to swallow.

4. I had to wait in the walk-in clinic for 2 friggin hours to see the doctor for ~ no joke ~ 45 seconds.

5. I can’t enjoy food at all.

6. I can’t move my neck.

7. I can’t brush my teeth. Blech.

8. I have to gargle with some mouth pain med that doesn’t work.

9. I have to take an antibiotic. They scare me. Now I have to drink yogurt. If you don’t know why, look it up.

10. I can’t talk. When I do, it friggin hurts.

11. It hurts to cough.

12. I’m friggin tired.

13. It FRIGGIN HURTS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • By A Whole Lot of Nothing
  • Post Date: Thursday, November 29th, 2007
  • Categories: Thursday 13, WTF?
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