It takes something pretty shocking to make my jaw drop. When you’ve been around the internets as much as I have, you’ve seen it all. So seeing something new and shocking is a day-maker.
My hot n’ sexy internet girlfriend, Jenny Grace, sent me a link to may be one of the most shocking sites I’ve seen in months, and that’s saying a lot. Plus the fact that this is totally safe for work, and it’s still THAT shocking? That, my friendlies, is very hard to find.
Triply awesome is that I grew up in a town where Mullet (the fish) is celebrated in an annual festival where Billy Ray Cyrus got his start, Natural Light is a food group, and hearing the hunting dogs howling in the woods is a normal Friday night, and I’ve NEVER seen this.
I present to you…
The Sweetheart Redneck Prom Dress, butt bow optional $475
The Slutty Mermaid Wedding Dress, complete with camo-lined veil $360
Mother's Best $205
Ballerina Camo - for when you want to curtsy & hunt $299
Formal camo isn't just for the ladies, and this gentle man is even accessorizing appropriately. $109
Lest the flower girls be left out, camo comes in mini sizes. $149
The happy camo couple, because of course. $485 (dress)
The one you've been waiting for, the Pageant Camo. $youdontwanttoknow
Now I’m wondering if they have a plus-size department, because I need a dress for Brittany’s wedding.
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You might be a redneck…
You might be a redneck…
I think Redneck Mommy owns stock in this company!
I think Redneck Mommy owns stock in this company!
OH. MY. GOD. i mean, i live in ALABAMA, and i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything this redonkulous.
OH. MY. GOD. i mean, i live in ALABAMA, and i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything this redonkulous.
Yup. Horrifying.
The worst part is that I actually clicked on a link from someone I follow who was gushing about OMG I NEED THIS DRESS in a nonsarcastic way (that’s why I had to send you DM)
that is just wrong…but then again, those kids on 16 and pregnant might need a wedding dress!
I have a love of camo, but this has gone too far. Jeebus help us all, my eyes are bleeding.
Wait. Miss Grace is actually a Jenny? How did I not know this?
wow. Sad to say a high school friend got married in that vest. Sanford FTW.
They are apparently based out of Pineville, LA…..not surprised in the least. We lived in a tiny LA town for 2 yrs thanks to the military and good lord, the amount of Real Tree print I saw on a daily basis was ridiculous.
Holy. Crap. I’m from podunk Georgia and know people with camo weddings and nurseries and have NEVER seen anything like that. We should totally wear one of these in Vegas.
i can’t believe i got married barefoot and in my pajamas when i could have sewn a few of these dresses together. with feathers. that would have been nifty.
Oh Angie, you know that we celebrated the Mullet hair in the ‘Ville too.
ohmyohmyohmyohmy…#1 i live in.the.sticks and this has yet to hit our radar #2 i hope to all that is holy that i get to see someone in this in real life.
So…can we still be friends if I tell you that the groomsmen at my wedding had camo vests. It was my husbands ONLY request for our wedding and he let me have everything else just the way I wanted. I promise we all looked very pretty, plus it was fall, and my bridesmaids wore lovely deep red dresses….
Am I fired?
I think the vests are absolutely acceptable. A friend of mine had the same request from her soon to be husband, along with a camo grooms cake. LOL
*shakes head* It takes all kinds, I guess.
Git R Done!
The “ballerina” is CUTE minus the camo
the rest of them aren’t even that cute!
Aww I used to LOVE the Mullet Festival! I was always filthy dirty by the time I left. But these dresses are beyond fabulous! And the models are SO serious about it.
*blink* I am honestly astounded. But I think it’s more because of the camo pattern. Like I keep wanting to see it in military camo because that just looks like a couch I had in the early 90s
You know world, you can make fun of Jersey all you want, but at least we didn’t come up with this idea.
You know world, you can make fun of Jersey all you want, but at least we didn’t come up with this idea.
Dear. GOD. WTF?!?
We really do appreciate you helping us spread the word! We launched this website only a couple of years ago and the results have been amazing. While all of those that comment here are not camo fans, there are thousands, if not millions of people throughout the US and Canada that are. You may have helped a few more find us. Thanks!
i LOVE that you responded. LOVE. and i love that you have a sense of humor.
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