Yet another entry into the failures of American choices, “This? Is not OK.”
I’ve discussed the Mullet in a past post, but it was centered more specifically around the fancy Femullet.
Today, I’m focusing on the Groomed Man Mullet.
The Groomed Man Mullet is no accident. It’s planned, sculpted, and methodically trimmed, as if from the head of Adonis. Every shorn hair is in its place crowning the jewel of the Redneck.
Its purpose, as with all Mullets, is business in the front, party in the back. However, the Groomed Man Mullet has an additional purpose as it is buzzed under the long party piece so as to give the Adonis a cool breeze on the back of his neck on a hot day.
Ahhhh the breeze. I can feel it now on the back of my neck.
Or maybe that was the heebie jeebies.
Tags: groomed, hair, haircut, man, mullet, redneck, This? Is not OK
Twitter: Tara_R
says:
That is so not right. Someone *cough*wife*cough* should finish the buzz job when he’s sleeping. It would save him from being mauled by packs of wild sumo wrestlers.
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Ah…the mullet. I wish I could say I rarely see them. But I live in Kansas so….there you go.
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I am just going to go on with my day and pretend I didn’t see that horrifying photo.
*whistling as I walk away*
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yeah, central Florida has its share of these. Ugh!
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My daddy has a mullett. Yes I tell him to cut it but he thinks it is cool.
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You sure that was not a female? I’m not.
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I just don’t get the lure of the mullet. Do they really think “hey I look good in this”???
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I agree with The Husband, was thinking that was a woman
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I think I just peed in my pants a little.
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You know what I think about when I see a photo like this? I think about how some people’s capacity for self deception is of cosmic proportions. Who are these people’s friends? Does everyone they know just hate them and laugh at them behind their backs? DO THEY NOT OWN TELEVISIONS?!
These are the things I wonder.
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That hairstyle should be an arrestable offence.
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