It’s my birthday, bitches!
Constitution Day to you history-learned peoples.
In celebration of that more-than-awesome day 33 years ago in which I was extracted from my mother’s womb by way of a knife in her gut, I give to you a 5th grade picture I’ve used before in my posts, but really, it deserves to be recycled.
People taking school pictures, THIS is not OK.
Blinds, director’s chair, lighted cellophane, and the “I’m a thoughtful smartypants with my finger on my face.”
*I’m fully aware that 33 in Spanish is not “tres tres,” but since I drafted Ochocinco into my Fantasy Football team, I figured I can be dumb, too.
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This whore gives the best Twitter birthday present:
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Happy Birthday! I will be sending you some Soul Glow in the mail.
.-= Corina – Down to Earth Mama´s last blog ..To Sweetie =-.
just let your SOUULL GLOOWWWWWW….
one of the BEST movies EVER.
thanks!
HA HA tres tres… hee
Happy Birthday sweetness
.-= rachel-asouthernfairytale´s last blog ..Princess Style =-.
loves you mama
Happy birthday.
.-= Slut´s last blog ..Why the laundry never got put away =-.
good to know you’re identifying your true self.
thanks
That 5th grade photo is certainly a disaster in terms of the backdrop.
Happy Birthday!!! I’ll be celebrating the 33 in about 4 months!
class of ’94 or ’95?
thanks!
Sweet Baby Jesus – cellophane? I’ve seen a lot of background gimcrackery (lasers, faux dens, fall foliage), but damn, cellophane?
Happy Birthday!!
.-= Ginny´s last blog ..Did Casanova Have a Mom? =-.
yeah. makes it sooper dooper cool.
thanks!
I’m with Ginny – I’ve never seen cellophane in the background of a professional picture before. It’s still better than most of mine, though ….
Happy Birthday!
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..This week it was back to school. =-.
you must share.
thank you!
Happy Happy Birthday, Angie! I’ll be raising a margarita (or tres) in your honor!
.-= michellany´s last blog ..Not Exactly Wordless Wednesday, 9.16.09 =-.
mmmmmmmm nom.
thanks!
Happy Birthday! Lucky I’m not that old. I’m only tres dos. Which makes all the difference.
.-= Mwa´s last blog ..Princesses do not get lice =-.
tres dos is totally not as goon as tres tres. i’ve had 12 hours experience and can tell you it’s way better.
thanks
Happy birthday!!
Oh my lordie, that’s a sad pose! LOL!
.-= Jeanette´s last blog ..Simply white =-.
but don’t i look so intellectual?
thank you!
Happy birthday!
.-= Vic´s last blog ..24 weeks, 4 days/ 22 weeks, 2 days* =-.
thank you!!
HAHAHAHAHA. Now that’s HOT.
Happy Birthday, Love! Hope it’s a good one
.-= Heather´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
totally hot.
will be good – thanks!
Happy birthday, Angie!
.-= Avitable´s last blog ..My Interview with Henry Gibson =-.
thanks!
Happy Birthday, you goddess of all sexiness!
.-= Hilly´s last blog ..The Girl Who Fell Through The Ice… =-.
*bowing to the original sexy goddess*
thanks
Happy Birthday Angie!!! I hope you have a GREAT day…
shall be great – thanks!
Happy Birthday!
thank you!
Happy Birthday! Hope you have fun!
i’ll make doing the dishes into a game for fun… thanks!
Hey, I had kids so they could do that. You should see how cute it is for my not quite 2-yr-old to be elbow deep in suds scrubbing that baked-on, caked-on grease off the pans. While my 11 yr old is rubbing my feet and the 5 yr old is feeding me grapes. Free labor is great!
Nothin’ says 80′s class like neon-lit cellophane. At first, I was worried that a futuristic garbage bag monster was waiting for you out side your window.
Happy 33! I think we’re the same age. I can never remember what age I just turned versus what age I’m going to turn. I’m one side or the other from 33. Woo hoo!
.-= Cass´s last blog ..A quick check-in, so that I don’t miss Mad Men =-.
totally classy.
thanks!!
Happy Birthday, lovely lady.
.-= lceel´s last blog ..100 Word Challenge – Wrong =-.
thanks!
:)
Happy birthday!
And really, I think you need to post that photo often and everywhere. It deserves to be seen by the masses.
.-= Burgh Baby´s last blog ..Judgey McJudgerton =-.
WOW that is some pic!! Happy Birthday!!
.-= Miss´s last blog ..In my friend, I find a second self. =-.
What’s that on your head?
.-= Betty-Lou Brandine´s last blog ..Secrets – Part Three: Bite-Size Edition =-.
a dead poodle
A blind dead poodle, with very cruel girlfriends.
.-= Betty-Lou Brandine´s last blog ..Secrets – Part Three: Bite-Size Edition =-.
Who’s mai funny crackah??!?!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEESH!!!!!
Hope you get your grapes peeled and served to you on a chaise lounge by a hot cabana boy. RAUR.
.-= VDog´s last blog ..Speechless Humpday =-.
Happy B-day girlie! 33 feels pretty good doesn’t it?
Viva la Dirty 30′s!
oh, and what the hell is that thing behind the blinds in that pic? it’s scares me.
.-= Piper of Love´s last blog ..Morning Glory =-.
Your awesomeness transcends age and cheesy school photos. I am unworthy. Happy B-Day B’otch!
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..SkyWatch Friday ~ 19 =-.
IS THAT GLAMOR SHOTS? I WANT A GLAMOR SHOTS PICTURE OF ME!!
.-= Aunt Becky´s last blog ..A Love Letter To A Lunch Lady =-.
Blah, I was out of town and missed it! The nerve. Happy birthday, woman.
.-= Two Makes Four´s last blog ..Where Do I Find These People? =-.
I am sorry I am a bit late but happy belated birthday,
.-= speak´s last blog ..27 Fantastic HDR Photographs =-.
Happy very, very, very late birthday!! But hay, it’s still your birthday month right? We should all be allowed our very own party everyday for the entire month.
.-= Joy @ Mommysjoy´s last blog ..Wordless/ful Wednesday #21 =-.
Okay, I’m really behind on my blog reading. Happy belated birthday! You and I could have competed in a sexy contest: http://seriouslybecause.com/2008/09/28/6th-grade-a-comparison/
.-= Lori´s last blog ..Kudos to this mom! =-.
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