You knew it was coming.
It had to be done.
The New Jersey Shore Guido & Guidette Edition of “This? Is not OK” inspired by the new Emmy-contender, “Jersey Shore” on MTV.
Blow-out gelled hair check
Fake tan check
Spray tan on top of fake tan check
Lip gloss on boy lips check
Red Bull check
Parliaments check
Steroid zits check
Peen pierced check
Douchebag attitude check
Douchebag pose for the camera check
Who knew they came in a gay flavor?
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Ok, 1st & 3rd pics – those girls & their terrifying eyeliner look like they know exactly what they’re doing. But that little blonde in the next-to-last picture? That one disturbs me, because I’m worried about how her night ended up. It doesn’t look like things are going well for her so far.
And the last pic just freaks me out because I don’t think of that particular flavor of douchebag as ever being gay. Huh. Who knew, indeed?
.-= cindy w´s last blog ..this is why I don’t drink beer anymore =-.
learn new things every day
.-= Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s last blog ..This? Is not OK: Jersey Shore Edition =-.
That is wrong in about 27 different ways.
or more.
.-= Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s last blog ..This? Is not OK: Jersey Shore Edition =-.
I don’t get the ‘fish lips’ pose. That last shot… the stuff of nightmares.
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..SkyWatch Friday ~ season 4, edition 21 =-.
it’s gonna be my xmas card this year.
Did you find these on http://antiduckface.com/? That site is hilarious!
.-= Lori´s last blog ..So the “rule” is… =-.
should be called antidoucheface.
YOU? Just made me baby barf first thing in the morning.. Blerg..
And these pictures? are the reason everyone hates jersey. LOL
.-= lynette´s last blog ..In the pink =-.
you’re welcome.
This seems just like the kind of hot mess that I would love to watch. It’s appalling, terrible and showcases the worst of humanity, which makes it awesome (or maybe that’s just Real Housewives of Atlanta).
.-= Amanda´s last blog ..Lego Indiana Jones game for Wii: Why you should not buy it and spend money on something awesome instead =-.
SO awesome to watch.
I don’t understand the facial expression and to borrow from Tara R. “the fish-lips.” Do they actually think that makes them look attractive?
.-= Sarah (@scunning)´s last blog ..Confused =-.
you don’t find it hot?
umm. Wow. I especially like the folded down front of the ultra-hot mini jeans skirt. I mean, if that doesn’t say, “fuck me,” I don’t know what does.
.-= Kami´s last blog ..Babysitter Bitter (Again) =-.
i’m pretty sure that’s the point. i know you do it, too.
Who sis the girl on the first picture?
.-= Palabuzz´s last blog ..Another Miley Cyrus nip slip scandal =-.
Now I know why my parents left New Jersey and came back to Chicago when I was 6 months old. I mean, Mom was gonna have a serious hard time competing, right?
.-= lceel´s last blog ..Monday Meanders 12-7 =-.
i’m sure your mom regrets her decision to move now.
Ahhhh rad. I remember these in an email chain a while back. It never gets old. You forget “men with waxed eyebrows”. Check on that.
.-= Two Makes Four´s last blog ..Oh, I Get it Now =-.
i’m sure there’s MANY more i forgot.
OH MAH HOLY HELL
My computer just tried to commit suicide.
PLEASE tell me this is not for real.
*shudder*
100% real.
oh my eyes! my eyes! douchebaggery at it’s finest!
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