This? Is not OK: Jersey Shore Edition

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on December 4, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff,This? Is Not OK

You knew it was coming.

It had to be done.

The New Jersey Shore Guido & Guidette Edition of “This? Is not OK” inspired by the new Emmy-contender, “Jersey Shore” on MTV.

Blow-out gelled hair check
Fake tan check
Spray tan on top of fake tan check
Lip gloss on boy lips check
Red Bull check
Parliaments check
Steroid zits check
Peen pierced check
Douchebag attitude check
Douchebag pose for the camera check

Guido1

Guido2

Guido5

Guido4

Who knew they came in a gay flavor?
Guido3

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1 cindy w December 4, 2009 at 11:18 pm

Ok, 1st & 3rd pics – those girls & their terrifying eyeliner look like they know exactly what they’re doing. But that little blonde in the next-to-last picture? That one disturbs me, because I’m worried about how her night ended up. It doesn’t look like things are going well for her so far.

And the last pic just freaks me out because I don’t think of that particular flavor of douchebag as ever being gay. Huh. Who knew, indeed?
.-= cindy w´s last blog ..this is why I don’t drink beer anymore =-.

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:26 pm

learn new things every day
.-= Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s last blog ..This? Is not OK: Jersey Shore Edition =-.

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3 Little Miss Sunshine State December 5, 2009 at 12:12 am

That is wrong in about 27 different ways.

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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:29 pm

or more.
.-= Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s last blog ..This? Is not OK: Jersey Shore Edition =-.

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5 Tara R. December 5, 2009 at 8:50 am

I don’t get the ‘fish lips’ pose. That last shot… the stuff of nightmares.
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..SkyWatch Friday ~ season 4, edition 21 =-.

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6 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:35 pm

it’s gonna be my xmas card this year.

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7 Lori December 5, 2009 at 10:58 am

Did you find these on http://antiduckface.com/? That site is hilarious!
.-= Lori´s last blog ..So the “rule” is… =-.

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8 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:32 pm

should be called antidoucheface.

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9 lynette December 5, 2009 at 12:37 pm

YOU? Just made me baby barf first thing in the morning.. Blerg..

And these pictures? are the reason everyone hates jersey. LOL
.-= lynette´s last blog ..In the pink =-.

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10 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:35 pm

you’re welcome.

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11 Amanda December 5, 2009 at 11:10 pm

This seems just like the kind of hot mess that I would love to watch. It’s appalling, terrible and showcases the worst of humanity, which makes it awesome (or maybe that’s just Real Housewives of Atlanta).
.-= Amanda´s last blog ..Lego Indiana Jones game for Wii: Why you should not buy it and spend money on something awesome instead =-.

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12 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:36 pm

SO awesome to watch.

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13 Sarah (@scunning) December 5, 2009 at 11:24 pm

I don’t understand the facial expression and to borrow from Tara R. “the fish-lips.” Do they actually think that makes them look attractive?
.-= Sarah (@scunning)´s last blog ..Confused =-.

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14 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:36 pm

you don’t find it hot?

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15 Kami December 6, 2009 at 7:28 pm

umm. Wow. I especially like the folded down front of the ultra-hot mini jeans skirt. I mean, if that doesn’t say, “fuck me,” I don’t know what does.
.-= Kami´s last blog ..Babysitter Bitter (Again) =-.

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16 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:39 pm

i’m pretty sure that’s the point. i know you do it, too.

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17 Palabuzz December 7, 2009 at 1:45 am

Who sis the girl on the first picture?
.-= Palabuzz´s last blog ..Another Miley Cyrus nip slip scandal =-.

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18 lceel December 7, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Now I know why my parents left New Jersey and came back to Chicago when I was 6 months old. I mean, Mom was gonna have a serious hard time competing, right?
.-= lceel´s last blog ..Monday Meanders 12-7 =-.

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19 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:39 pm

i’m sure your mom regrets her decision to move now.

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20 Two Makes Four December 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm

Ahhhh rad. I remember these in an email chain a while back. It never gets old. You forget “men with waxed eyebrows”. Check on that.
.-= Two Makes Four´s last blog ..Oh, I Get it Now =-.

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21 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:41 pm

i’m sure there’s MANY more i forgot.

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22 rachel-asouthernfairytale December 7, 2009 at 8:54 pm

OH MAH HOLY HELL

My computer just tried to commit suicide.

PLEASE tell me this is not for real.

*shudder*

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23 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 7, 2009 at 10:41 pm

100% real.

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24 mel December 21, 2009 at 1:01 pm

oh my eyes! my eyes! douchebaggery at it’s finest!

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25 Lennie 'Concrete-Tailor' Panatto August 2, 2014 at 6:47 pm

Sad, jus’ sad.
They ancestors wuzz mafioso’s, tough guys . . .
But these bois jus’ evolve into preenin’, corn-holin’ fyegitts . . .
-Mary-Queens with sore, ragged, overused corn-holes . . .
-The shame of the Italian-American community will never end.

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26 Cindy Raber May 13, 2018 at 8:27 pm

Are these clowns wearing lip gloss and fake sun tans? So where are the REAL men at? Us real women do not like little faggots who wear jelly in their hair and lip gloss. Homos who need to lift weights like a real man – these buttercups are definitely not lol.

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27 Cindy Raber May 13, 2018 at 8:28 pm

Italians? You mean to tell me these fags are Italiano? LOL hey at least the Greeks taught them WOPS how to fuck females but these little buttercups just don’t get it lol.

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