The Mullet.
Rather, the Femullet, is the subject of many blogs across the BlogLands. Blogs are dedicated to the Mullet. The Mullet is celebrated, honored, REVERED.
People hunt the Mullet.
Capturing the Fancy Femullet with your own camera makes for a heightened status level within the Mullet Hunters community.
Sure, it’s easy to find a Femullet at the state fair, Wal Mart, pawn shop, or flea market. But to find and capture the Femullet all jazzed up for a fancy occasion is near the peak of the Hunters achievement scale.
And I have captured the piece de resistance: The Fancy Femullet
Washed with Pert, freshly blow-dried, 1/4 can of AquaNet to hold the perfect brush rows of the business front, and ready to be admired for the long party in the back.
I challenge YOU to find your own real, live Fancy Femullet. When you have captured your own Fancy Femullet, you win 45 points.
I may be catching a little bit of shit for this post b/c this photo was taken at my sister in law’s wedding. But but but I blocked out her eyes! See? No one will ever know.
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She would be an honored guest at the Festival in October. Oh my…
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..Weekly Winners ~ hidden gems =-.
the mullet festival is getting too expensive for their biggest clientele.
I am not upset, just hoping she does not see this, then again, I don;t think she knows about your site….
Ohhhhh, gutsy! Also: oh. em. gee.
.-= Kimmy´s last blog ..Some things you don’t forget =-.
heh… gutsy…
Now that it’s the 21st century, so wrong. My eyes hurt.
(But I’m sure she’s a lovely woman)
.-= Melisa with one s´s last blog ..More Like A Drive-By Than a Drive-Thru =-.
She really is, she cried like a baby when I told her I might have to move!
Wow – that one’s fancy! And washed with Pert. You crack me up.
.-= monnik´s last blog ..Photos of the Week =-.
pert is the shampoo of choice for the mullet
Oh lordy, that’s terrible!
.-= Jeanette´s last blog ..An afternoon “Nic-nic” =-.
but oh so well styled
How did you get a photo of me????
Wait. That isn’t me. MY hair is brown. And I use Prell.
*whew*
.-= psumommy´s last blog ..My Date =-.
PRELL!
HILARIOUS!! i’m officially on a mission….
you live in texas – shouldn’t be hard to find
Oh, My Eyes, My Eyes!!!
I must say that looks alot like some of my neighbors!!
.-= Amy´s last blog ..Miracle of Life =-.
florida, baby!
You’re in trouble.
.-= Xbox4NappyRash´s last blog ..Today I put away childish things =-.
apparently not
Where ? Where ? That deff looks like my “Girl Next Door”
.-= Mickel Suresh´s last blog ..Entourage Season 6 Episode 8 =-.
You know. The “best” way to keep that freshly glazed look is to spray the hair spray on first before using the curling iron. That way the extra hold is glued on “reel guud”.
I’ll do my best to comb my I-photos for a good one. I live in Redneck central so I might have one hidden away somewhere.
.-= Joy @ Mommysjoy´s last blog ..Weekend Giggles =-.
scavenger hunt!
Darn it! Nothing in my photos! But I’ll find one! I swear I see the Mythical Femullet every time I go to the grocery store. The scavenger hunt is so ON!
.-= Joy @ Mommysjoy´s last blog ..Introducing Baby Makin’(g) Machine! =-.
Dang girl that is pretty impressive (scary)…can I find one in Chicago? I’m going hunting…
.-= Nap Warden´s last blog ..Oh, My Blair Witchian Nightmare =-.
good luck in the big city finding one
Ha, Ha! I think I saw here at last year’s Mullet Festival in Niceville. Uh, er… that’s a festival for the fish thought – NOT the hairstyle. But all the same.
Didn’t the 80′s call her and tell her they wanted her hairstyle back????
.-= Carolyn´s last blog ..I Need A Research Assistant =-.
i grew up in niceville – my parents live in niceville 4 miles from the festival site – we’ll have to hook up!
Not sure if I can ever get the hubs to revisit that festival again. He thought he was on the movie set of Deliverance II
.-= Carolyn´s last blog ..I Need A Research Assistant =-.
I am so on the hunt now-since you have proven that the fancy femullet is real, not just something that has yet to be proven like the Loch Ness Monster or Big Foot.
.-= Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire´s last blog ..St. Paul =-.
it has been found!
there is a chick here with one of those. And whenever she sees Boo she sneers and makes rude comments.
And the bitch has one freaking arm.
How she manages to do that hair is beyond me.
Not okay? What! That is freakin’ awesome! Some one has to rock those and why not the bleached blonde, old lady in animal print!
Now, have you ever seen the “skullet”? I live in NC and there are tons of them! I will send you picture of one. Too funny.
You know that both you and I will one day say, “Fuck it!” in our old age and grow a sick-ass mullet.
Ahhh, things to look forward to as we age.
.-= Sue Robinson´s last blog ..In Too Deep – 6/16/09 =-.
PS. I love the “This is not ok” blog idea. I have so many ideas to contribute!
.-= Sue Robinson´s last blog ..In Too Deep – 6/16/09 =-.
You took this at a wedding of someone you KNOW???
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
90 points, for you!
.-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina (or Internet) (or Mom) =-.
Fo’ shame Angie-Lou, fo’ shame!
That was my bestest blouse and I paid a full 7 dollars to Rat-Tail Willie for that do!
.-= Betty-Lou Brandine´s last blog ..Today I put away childish things =-.
OMG, I think that is my aunt. Seriously.
Now a REAL win?
Catching a femullet in those denim overall thingies with the appliques on them.
3,562 points for THAT!
.-= Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last blog ..Camping: nature’s way of promoting the motel industry. =-.
I have been banned from cutting my daughters’ hair because I was the perpetrator of a femullet on my adorable 2-yr. old. It took for freakin-ever to grow out, and was a constant, daily reminder of my hair-cutting limitations. Maybe not so fancy, but horrid nonetheless.
.-= Monica´s last blog ..A Once in a Lifetime Moment =-.
I need to get out more…i had no idea men and fems were still sporting the mullet-this is just as good as the people of walmart site lol
.-= georgie´s last blog ..Things I Covet =-.
That is hysterical!
I just finally got around to my mile high pile of business cards from blogher and remembered that I hadn’t gotten over here yet. It was very nice meeting you in person.
.-= WeaselMomma´s last blog ..Doing Time =-.
I think I settled in Snoqualmie, WA because of all the mullets. The Target
(in Issaquah, 10 miles away) is staffed exclusively by owners of the femullet – fancy or plain! They remind me of sweet home Niceville FL!