He’s pretty swell.
And when I say “swell,” I mean he’s the best father our girls could ever have, for whom I could have never wished.
I could have never imagined someone as amazing as him out of a barrel of crack whore monkey dreams.
Sweet swaddled Baby Jeesus, I love this man.
Lucky for me, he has a great ass.
He’s a pretty great uncle, too.
And he makes me the happiest girl in the world.
…excuse me while I go tackle him behind closed doors…