September 19th, 2007

Thursday 13 - 9.20.7

Thursday Thirteen - What I should be doing now to prepare for the arrival of the Parental Units.

1. Folding laundry. All 10 loads.

2. Cleaning off the kitchen table. Or doesn’t junk mail, canned goods, crayons, paper, and purses belong there?

3. Vacuuming. It’s late. Don’t want to wake the kids. They actually went to bed before 10. Shhhhh…

4. Picking up toys. What’s the point. Really?

5. Cleaning the toy room. See #4.

6. Preparing shipments for tomorrow. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

7. Cleaning my dogs’ asses - OOF - they stink.

8. Putting away luggage. We JUST got back 4 weeks ago.

9. Take a shower. See #4.

10. Clean out the garage. Oh, Lord. Don’t get me started. Don’t EVEN get me started.

11. Cleaning my car. Oops! Can’t! HockeyMan took the T&C to hockey with him! I guess he’ll have to do it. But he won’t.

12. Unloading the dishes. Yes, they actually made it into the dishwasher. See #4.

13. Deodorizing the dog cage that sits next to the foldout couch where the Parental Units will be sleeping. See #7.

HAPPY PLACE. HAPPY PLACE. HAPPY PLACE.

HAPPY PILLS. HAPPY PILLS. HAPPY PILLS. I will be doubling up - that is FO SHO.

It will be a great weekend, once they get past the initial shock of messiness, but I have accepted and embraced this.

I’m happy! No worries! It’s a good thing!

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