I’ve been teasing this gift for
years weeks, and the time finally arrived.
(A little reminder to those to
don’t read forgot: My FratBoy brother-in-law requested some anal beads for a Christmas present, and I was more than happy to oblige.)
Disclosure: I sent the kidlets out of the room for the opening of the Gift o’ the Century. They came back in the room, but they never knew what was going on. Though I KNOW that FratBoy would think it would be funny to have my girls wear them as jewelry. No worries – I’ll be putting his boy in dresses and taking him to tap class soon enough.
Please ignore my cackling, but enjoy HockeyMan’s laughing and my dad’s jokes. And a flash of my sister’s rack. They’re real and they’re magnificent.
Enjoy, FratBoy. But I’m sure you already did.