No, really.
If your kid is in your bed when you’re waking up, be happy your kid loves you enough to spend her awakening time with you.
If your kid is farting, she’s not holding it in.
If your kid is farting, she’s eating.
If your kid is farting, you know she’s yours.
If your kid is next to you in bed in the morning, she trusts you enough to lay down next to you.
If your kid farts in your face, you wake up laughing.
If your kid wakes you up with a fart in your face, you’re waking up.
If your kid is waking up farting in your face, she’s alive.


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Haw!
Also, my little gal has that same dress. Twinsies!
Target FTW!
Nothing like being able to put a positive spin on something.
: )
it’s either be positive or die crying.
Hehe, that’s one way to paint lipstick on swine!!
Only a truly loving mother could see a fart in the face that way, and it’s just another reason for me to think you’re amazing!
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