Ways In Which A Stomach Virus Is Like Giving Birth

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 27, 2012

in Farts and Other Stuff

You have warning signs that both are coming but neither is avoidable.

Wailing on the bathroom floor is a sign of its process.

You hang out by the toilet.

Sucking on ice chips makes you feel better.

Unexpected bad things come out of your body.

You look dazed and confused for at least 24 hours after it’s over (see photo).

If you’re lucky, your mom will be there to take care of you.

People sympathize with you and do NOT want to be you.

You discover muscles you didn’t even know you had in places they shouldn’t hurt.

Passing gas, and only gas, is a sign of recovery.

…and such has been my life for the last 24 hours, minus the baby-exiting-my-bagina part.

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1 Robbie March 28, 2012 at 12:58 am

Well that just blows…pun intended! Hope you are feeling better soon!
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2 Phoenix The Blogging Mama March 28, 2012 at 1:05 am

LOL! Those are awesome and oh so true! Hope you are feeling better!
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3 Sarah @ TM2TS March 28, 2012 at 8:58 am

Passing gas, and only gas, is a sign of recovery.

God damn, oh hell yes!!
I’m hoping you’re feeling at least human again!
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4 Cindy March 28, 2012 at 9:46 am

Ew. Stomach viruses are disgusting. I am hoping you feel better soon and that you got some space and time to yourself to be sick. Love the picture – very sweet.


5 Angie's Least Favourite Sister March 28, 2012 at 10:14 am

You. Are welcome. Glad we can still share things.


6 Mandi Bone April 2, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Glad you are feeling better. Anna was so little.


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