We are Better Than You

I met Miss Britt a few months ago on the Bossy World Tour when we were hanging out at Casa el Avitable.

Meeting Avitable scarred me for life, Bossy made me realize good hugs make the world go round, and Miss Britt encouraged me to fix my hair and be a better blogger. At least one of those things stuck from Miss Britt cause Mama’s blogging gets worse better every day. Miss Britt has the hair I know I could have if I only spent the time and moolah to git er done.

I welcome, Miss Britt:

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Angie and I share a common bond.

We are, naturally, better than you.

Oh. Hi. I’m Miss Britt. And you should know that this whole thing was her idea.

But seriously. We aren’t better than all of you. I’m sure somewhere out there is another woman blessed with the blonde ringlets of awesomeness. Right? Yes? You there in the back – oh, sorry. That’s a perm. Nevermind.

Ahem.

So what, you might be asking, makes us – as keepers of the Light And Curlies – makes us so fantastic? Or, as Angie said when this was all her idea, “awesome”?

1. Our ponytails look like a professional updo. While it’s true that we probably have our hair up because God knows you cannot brush that crap once it’s dry, curly hair piled on top of the head looks like – well – it looks just like curly hair piled ontop of your head.

2. People are impressed because it’s different. This is awesome when you have slept on your hair and not washed in three days and you don’t have time to do it so you just run out of the house and of course THAT is when you run into the person you haven’t seen in 6 months. And you self consciously let your hands flutter up to your head and you mumble about how you are “such a mess today, sheesh” and they assure you that they “would kill for those curls”.

And they don’t say a word about the fact that you aren’t wearing a bra.

3. People naturally assume you are light and airy and giggly and possibly even stupid.

Wait. Wrong list.

3b. You are not, actually, despite people’s stupid assumptions and even stupider jokes stupid. Even if you do use the word (or some variation there of) stupid three times in one sentence.

And THAT, dear readers, is why Angie and I are better than you.

This post is part of The Guest Post Challenge. Thanks, Angie, for the topic and space on your blog.