We Are Family; Please Excuse Us

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on April 9, 2012

in Family,Kiddos,Pictures

It’s a good thing my grandparents were prolific breeders.

One of my mom’s 3 younger sisters and 2 of my cousins are regular readers here, and without their views, I feel like my pretend-famous blog would shrivel up to dust. This weekend, they told me I’m not posting enough.

Apparently, they don’t know how a feed reader works, so they come to my blog several times a day to see if I’ve updated. I’m estimating that their pageviews account for approximately 52% of my traffic.

I don’t want to make my regular readers angry, and they’re a hot group of family, so I don’t want to disappoint.

You don’t want to see anyone in my family get angry, because this is what a happy, laughing face looks like.

In this family, we’re as thick as thieves with fashionably popped collars on our skull & crossbones shirts.

We keep an eye on our sisters while they steal our shit.

But when we get angry, you’ll know it.

When we get sick and tired of your antics, we lie down and ignore you.

We keep the golf gallery quiet for our sisters when they set up to take a tee shot.

And we support our family when they make gender-bending fashion decisions.

We look KILLER-cute in a bubble suit and sun hat.

But we apparently don’t tell our sisters that they have insanely frizzy hair in her annual family photo when we take her picture. Jerk.

Dear family, you’re lucky to know me.

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1 Kristin (MamaKK922) April 9, 2012 at 7:37 pm

You have such a gorgeous family. I can’t get over how gorgeous your daughters eyes are. And you niece and nephew OMG how stinkin cute!

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 9, 2012 at 8:49 pm

We make pretty babies.
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3 alimartell April 9, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Awww. That is such a great shot of the four of you.
(We have, like, one family picture, and it’s probably close to, like, three years old.)
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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 9, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Thanks, except my hair is totally square and 110% frizzed.
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5 Shadycatlady April 9, 2012 at 8:40 pm

hahahah this was great.

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6 Tara R. April 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm

You all do make some pretty babies.
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7 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 9, 2012 at 8:51 pm

You speak the truth.
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8 Little Miss Sunshine State April 9, 2012 at 10:00 pm

That baby girl looks like she’s going to start beating the shit out of her big cousins, any day now.

I snorted at Claire quieting the crowd. She has a future job at Bay Hill.

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9 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 10, 2012 at 12:19 pm

It was all her ideas. Crazy kid.
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10 Nanette April 10, 2012 at 12:21 am

Love, love, love!

Such a beautiful family!

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11 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 10, 2012 at 12:19 pm

No, YOU are.

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12 Kristie April 10, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I couldn’t see any frizz because I was busy looking at your eyes. HOLY CRAP.
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13 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm

You’re weird.

And I like you.

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14 JR Reed April 11, 2012 at 11:18 am

FYI…the sentence, “It’s a good thing my grandparents were prolific breeders” is funny as hell. The rest of the post was good too.
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15 Lori April 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

I loved your photos and captions.

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