April 24th, 2008

We Have a Pooper!

The BossI’m officially announcing the successful coercion of my almost-4-year-old daughter to piss and poo on the shitter!

How’d we she do it? I attribute everything that’s happened to the Communism marketing machine that is Nickelodeon.

The Boss saw an ad for the new Wonder Pets Save the Beetles DVD, and decided she HAD to have it. Thus began the countdown to April 22nd.

The BossWeeks and weeks passed with each day crossed off on the calendar proudly displayed on the fridge to the big “star day.” On the star day, the last diaper would be worn, and the new crapass Wonder Pets movie would make its arrival.

Knowing my daughter and her quirks, I knew we were in for some trouble. The trouble came and went with tears shed (hers and mine), but for all of its emotion, she now PISSESS and SHITS on the crapper!

Oh happy day.

Now I just have to get that DAMN pacifier away from Trouble.