Mom.
Wife.
Lovah.
Smart ass.
Lazy perfectionist.
Cute in a hair-clip yuppie kinda way.
The wet clothes are in the dryer, but the dryer ain't on.
One-day famous entrepreneur of Good for the Kids.
Geez, you weren’t kidding, were you! The worst WAS yet to come.
Can’t show you my old pics. I buried ‘em in a shoebox in the backyard of my parents’ house, next to the guinea pig’s grave. And my mom moved away years ago. I would probably be arrested if I tried to go get those pictures now.
Not that I would want to or anything. I’m just saying.
Geez, you weren’t kidding, were you! The worst WAS yet to come.
Can’t show you my old pics. I buried ‘em in a shoebox in the backyard of my parents’ house, next to the guinea pig’s grave. And my mom moved away years ago. I would probably be arrested if I tried to go get those pictures now.
Not that I would want to or anything. I’m just saying.