When we’re old and gray and HockyMan has left and gone to Hoky Hockey Heaven and FratBoy has gone to Frat Heaven, my sister and I have decided our future together.
I lurve my sister.
We will be agoraphobic.
We will be hoarders.
We will watch We/Oxygen/Lifetime/TLC and shitty reality TV 24/7.
We will eat constantly.
We will have a gaggle of Chihuahuas and dress them up.
We will decorate with Chihuahua art.
We will not allow anyone into our C.H.A.O.S.
If you can live with that, you can join us.
Sounds like fun! Count me in! LOL!
My plan for this stage in my life has always been to be the Crazy Cat Lady. I shall have many cats, and live in a spooky old house that the kids say is haunted. I will scare small children and have a grand old time!
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OH, and I forgot to say, I want to be your neighbor!
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LOL!! I’m totally laughing at your sister’s bra hanging on the doorknob.
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I’ll bring the bonbons.
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Will there be margaritas?
Oh, and you have to check out the Skippyjon Jones books for kids speaking of Chihuahuas. They freaking rock.
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Can I join you? I don’t have a sister. :O(
My offering is that I’ll be the crazy old lady that ventures out into public for the three of us (you know, to bring back more stuff to hoard) wearing a “housecoat” and slippers. Whatever the heck a housecoat is.
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I will join any club that I can eat constantly.
1) FratBoy can attest to the fact that I still hang my bra on the bathroom doorknobs. Where else would they live? A drawer? Pa-shaw!
2) Dear sister, you forgot: “We will make fun of everyone else because we are perfect.”
Funny post!
Love your blog layout!
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I don’t have a sister, but I play one on TV… can I join? And, can I bring my fuzzy pink slippers to wear to the grocery store?
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sounds great! I’m in!
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HA! Cute post.
Makeshift Sinatra~
Bloghoppin’ on a Saturday Nite.
Can we make it a like a sorority house? bunch of vindictive women picking on unsuspecting and naive menfolk? =D
This is hilarious. I’ve long had a plan to hang out rocking on a front porch in some balmy state with my best friend and watching the world go by. Yours is much funnier.
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so clever!
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