MessyHouse Word Bank
butt = ass
heiny = vagina
(just like in grade school, this post comes with a set of definitions)
I tend to believe that kids deserve to stay a part of the private side to blogging. They’re not the ones behind the intoxicating glow computer screen sharing their thoughts and actions in their own way. We are. Their parents.
As a mom to the most beautiful, most smartest, way-more-cute-than-your-kid girls, I respect their privacy now, thinking ahead to the future when their eventual boyfriend/girlfriend would stumble upon my posts. Cause, you know, this blog will be all important and stuff in 10 years.
To respect their respective privacy now and in the future, I won’t share with you which girl said this to me. If you’re the lucky boyfriend/girlfriend to one of my dear daughters reading this in the future in your flying car, you’ve got a 50/50 chance of this gem having come from your girlfriend’s mouth:
Girl climbed up on the bathroom counter to brush her teeth.
Girl says, “Excuse me, I just pooted… From my butt.”
I say after giggling, “Well, that’s good. But where else would you poot from?”
Girl says, “Last night I pooted from my heiny while we were in the bath.”
It happens.
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LOL. At this moment, I am glad for boys who can only poot from their butts
A perfect tshirt in the making: Heiny Poots: They happen.
My daughter yesterday claimed to have pooted from her ear.
Dude. Yes. It does happen.
My neighbours just heard me cackle insanely over that one! I really should close my windows.
That’s funny. My boys were intolerable once they found out that farting in the bathwater made the REALLY stinky. And, of course, there’s that special sound they make as they get squeezed out between porcelain and butt. I think the put up with the smell just to get the giggles over that sound.
OH TOO FUNNY!!!!
Oh LOL!! Hilarious!
The things girls can come up with.
Too funny! love the writing, love the honesty, love the humor.
Oh dear. Bless her heart.
priceless!!
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