Who the hell would take a baby to porno?
An irresponsible, unthinking parent?
No, Auntie LaLa and Uncle Patrick.
It was babysitting night tonight, and what better way to spend our date night than taking my nephew to Zack & Miri Make a Porno.
Now the kid can say his first movie was kind of a porno. We’re helping to start him off right.
It’s the classy thing to do.
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I like the way you do that right therr
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You brought a baby to an R-rated movie? Gah!
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That’s why you guys will be the favorite Auntie and Uncle.
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This is why we will continue to trust our child with you. So you can teach him the important things in life.
Now…When do the Boss and Trouble want to go with me to see the Thunder from Down Under?
Now babies are seeing movies I want to see. Must get out more.
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He looks a little shell shocked by the whole experience. Maybe you should try him with an PG-13 first, and then sort of, you know, build up to pornos…
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Awww…but he is soooooo cute
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But, the real question is, did you give the baby some meth?
Ohhhh, yah.
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