It was today while I was cleaning up that-time-of-the-month’s bathroom trash on which my wiener dog decided to make a meal that I remembered one of my most favorite lines from South Park.
I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. – Mr Garrison, South Park
We women are gross, but my dog is grosser.
WAY grosser.
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Your dog is charming… Remember that when it licks you in the face in the morning!
She’s being punished and not allowed near me.
Also *PUKE*
I just threw up in my mouth AND wet myself and still your dog is grosser.
ha!!
Or about the same.
So this is probably (definitely) not the response you imagined receiving, but have you heard of the diva cup? Super, super awesome. You can sleep in any position, no trash to deal with, you only have to deal with it twice a day, and it’s eco friendly and all that jazz. You do have to be pretty friendly with your lady parts, but after two kids, I imagine that this wouldn’t bother you *too* much. (Too far? Probably)
Diva cup SKEEEEEVES me out. Just, no. BLECH.
I just now almost barfed but also laughed a lot when I read this post.
You’re welcome.