February 14th, 2008

Wounded in Action

A moment of silence for Baby’s hand.

It’s not clear how Baby’s hand was injured the night of February 13, 2008. Sources are telling AWLN unknown forces, possibly of canine familiarity, are to blame for the missing 4th digit on the right hand of Baby. Injuries to Baby include a severed 4th digit, gnawed 5th digit, and a serious gash in the right palm. Because Baby is primarily constructed of man-made plastic, it is expected Baby will have a full recovery. However, Baby will live with a lifetime of rejection due to her unfortunate condition.

Wounded in Action