I was a virgin until 2pm today.
That’s when I picked up the phone and called a psychic reader.
Until today, I’d never visited, called, or talked to a psychic reader or person with psychic abilities. Not because I don’t believe them, and I’m not say saying I do, but I’m cheap and won’t pay for things like that unless it comes with a massage.
Now that Dionne Warwick and her friend psychic friend, Anna, and I are all friends, I’m ready to conquer 2011 like the woman on the phone said I should. Along with all of the “positiveness around” me and later this year I’ll find my hobbies to be lucrative, I feel like Jack and Rose on the front of the Titanic! I can do ANYTHING! We are free! We won’t die! Except Jack will and Rose will end up pretending like she died to get away from Billy Zane and her over-controlling mom and then throw out the big diamond like a punk.
But I digress. I had a psychic reading. She told me things about me, she told me things about my daughter, and she told me what and when to expect good things to happen. We only had a 10 minute call, so I got out of her as much as I could, but the gist is 2011 is MY YEAR TO CONQUER THE WORLD! or something along those lines. Unfortunately, she didn’t tell me anything about lottery numbers or the magic weight-loss pill, so I’ll have to figure out for myself how to actually make 2011 all that it can be.
She also said I have an exceptionally gifted child, which, I’m sure she got that from my website. Wait… I didn’t tell her I had a blog, so how could she read my blog to find out about my kid? HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT? Is she really psychic? We’ll find out in 15 years which is when she told me Anna will change the world with her technical skills and earn “big money.”
I can’t WAIT to see how that turns out in 15 years! I’m betting my whole future on my kid getting me rich!
Disclosure: I received a free 10 minute psychic phone reading in exchange for this post because I thought it would be fun, and I kind of hoped to get some Lotto numbers.
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When I was in my 20′s (before I met my DH) I went to a psychic who told me this: I would meet and marry a man in uniform, I would have 2 daughters, I would live on the beach, I would never have to worry about money. Sounds great, right?
Reality: My husband never has in his lifetime worn any kind of uniform (unless you count a cub scout uniform). I have 3 daughters. I do not live on the beach, I live about an hour away from it. I have always (always) worried about money.
Psychic truths? You be the judge.
OMG. Now I want to call. I am also cheap. How much does this sort of thing cost?
Freakin awesome!
I think there are truly gifted psychics out there, that there are people who are very good at portraying themselves as psychics (who do have exceptional abilities at reading people), and there are people who are just plain frauds. I’ve known all kinds…
That said, I do have a reading every couple of years! I find it fun, and very interesting!
Make sure you remember so that in 15 years if your daughter doesn’t do anything you can call back and ask for a refund!
OOOO I totally hope I get pitched by this company too because that would be fun!