I’m late to jump on the Zac Efron-in-my-pants bandwagon.
When he was getting all popular on girls’ bedroom walls, I was busy going to graduate school then having babies. That doesn’t leave much time for swooning over teenage boys and their way-popular musical TV shows.
Plus, there was no such thing as social media back then, so stalking and lusting after the under-18-year-old sect was harder to do in secret like it is now.
Now that Mr Efron has matured into a very delicious 20-something-year-old, I’ve started to take notice.
And it’s not just his ripped abs, Happy Trail, tousled hair, and pleasing personality that I’ve noticed. It’s the way he’s accepted his celebrity as a positive role model for kids.
Modeling good self-pleasure techniques, Zac Efron holds his phone with one hand and puts his other hand in his pants.
Abstinence = no babies, y’all!
Zac Efron shows kids that safe sex isn’t just for non-celebrities when a condom falls out of his pants pockets while walking the red carpet premiere of The Lorax.
Just like loving a man who cleans my toilet, I love a 20-something who packs a rubber for the premiere of his kiddie movie just in case.
Kids today need positive sexual role models, and we can no longer count on Snooki’s vagina to do all the teaching.